CEONSS

"How would you summarize 2020 so far?"

Ever wonder how much more informative Wikipedia entries would be if they were written in Middle English and then shouted at you in a Scottish (?) accent? You probably answered "no", but aren't you at least curious about it now?

There's not a single sentence I could write to describe this short n' silly indie game that wouldn't merit, or elicit, endless eyebrow waggling; might as well just cut to the chase and call it Sexual Innuendos: The Game.

Attn. Ema - VERY important!



(Yes, this is a real, ~70min, actual movie that was actually made. No, I don't know how that happened; I'm just appreciating that it did.)

"Why did we make this? Film Award!"