I mean, bit o' high maintenance there to be sure, but just think of the prestige points entering the nearby supermarket upon your mighty steed, addressing a "squire wearing the house's colours" and demanding to be directed to the supplies and amenities officer, pertaining to some queries about possibly still valid coupons. Regal!
Barring that, I hope today's birthday observance was at least a cupcakes-punctuated, hassle-free affair
