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Xac
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With all the ladies playing on the server, CEONSS will have to think about server specific mutators...here's my idea, it'll probably break the Geneva Convention, but how about replacing the grenade launcher with a chocolate anti personnel mine firing device?

Anyone unable to resist eating the chocolate will expand to more than 10 times their normal size after 10 seconds, slowing them down and making them an easy target... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Xac wrote:With all the ladies playing on the server, CEONSS will have to think about server specific mutators...here's my idea, it'll probably break the Geneva Convention, but how about replacing the grenade launcher with a chocolate anti personnel mine firing device?

Anyone unable to resist eating the chocolate will expand to more than 10 times their normal size after 10 seconds, slowing them down and making them an easy target... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
wait, but I don't much to like chocolate :D :dunnosoz: :lol:

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Astra{CZ} wrote:
Xac wrote:With all the ladies playing on the server, CEONSS will have to think about server specific mutators...here's my idea, it'll probably break the Geneva Convention, but how about replacing the grenade launcher with a chocolate anti personnel mine firing device?

Anyone unable to resist eating the chocolate will expand to more than 10 times their normal size after 10 seconds, slowing them down and making them an easy target... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
wait, but I don't much to like chocolate :D :dunnosoz: :lol:
Oh well, it'll have to be cake then! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Xac wrote:With all the ladies playing on the server, CEONSS will have to think about server specific mutators...here's my idea, it'll probably break the Geneva Convention, but how about replacing the grenade launcher with a chocolate anti personnel mine firing device?

Anyone unable to resist eating the chocolate will expand to more than 10 times their normal size after 10 seconds, slowing them down and making them an easy target... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

And there goes my "skill" ...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Xac wrote:
Astra{CZ} wrote:
Xac wrote:With all the ladies playing on the server, CEONSS will have to think about server specific mutators...here's my idea, it'll probably break the Geneva Convention, but how about replacing the grenade launcher with a chocolate anti personnel mine firing device?

Anyone unable to resist eating the chocolate will expand to more than 10 times their normal size after 10 seconds, slowing them down and making them an easy target... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
wait, but I don't much to like chocolate :D :dunnosoz: :lol:
Oh well, it'll have to be cake then! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yes I like cakes :wohoo: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Spoiler alert...Spoiler Alert....

Just heard through the rumour mill...

Wormbo is working on a top secret new project to create a map so arduous, no man will ever be able to complete it.

He is taking “GUNSHOP” to an unprecedented and extraordinarily terrifying new level...he is converting it to “SHOESHOP”.

The only way to link all the nodes and destroy the enemy core involves trying on every single pair of shoes in the shop, then leaving with the first pair you tried on.

It’s a nightmare!!!!! Someone has to stop him, he does not understand the awesome power he is toying with!

:smash:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Xac wrote:Spoiler alert...Spoiler Alert....

Just heard through the rumour mill...

Wormbo is working on a top secret new project to create a map so arduous, no man will ever be able to complete it.

He is taking “GUNSHOP” to an unprecedented and extraordinarily terrifying new level...he is converting it to “SHOESHOP”.

The only way to link all the nodes and destroy the enemy core involves trying on every single pair of shoes in the shop, then leaving with the first pair you tried on.

It’s a nightmare!!!!! Someone has to stop him, he does not understand the awesome power he is toying with!

:smash:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: OMG....I don't even love shoes that much. But a great idea. Make a Hello Kitty map next. :p
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EmanReleipS wrote: :rofl: OMG....I don't even love shoes that much. But a great idea. Make a Hello Kitty map next. :p
Noooo! don't give him ideas! :shh:

A Hello Kitty World, now that would really be the product of a sick and twisted mind!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Xac wrote:
EmanReleipS wrote: :rofl: OMG....I don't even love shoes that much. But a great idea. Make a Hello Kitty map next. :p
Noooo! don't give him ideas! :shh:

A Hello Kitty World, now that would really be the product of a sick and twisted mind!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
:loveit: :loveit: :loveit:
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Omg this is really happening. They are taking over the whole server XD
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