Okay, first off, I can't be the only one
seeing this:
...I mean, someone else must've also picked up on it, right? Anyone?
Meh.
Anyway, selective pervy vision aside, I too would like to wish you all a happy, relaxing and joyous holiday season of gift-sharing with friends and loved ones. Once you've stuffed yourselves full with whatever you traditionally have tomorrow, though, do make an effort to swing by the server during the groggy evening lull so we can all laugh at our sudden drop in skill (vainly offset by extra coffee

) while our blood's taken a necessary leave from our brains to sort out the mess of everything we gorged on. Best fun you can have outside of a server-wide drinking game session

!